Parents Say the Darndest Things

Us parents are HIL-AR-IOUS. Best part, we don't all mean to be. As serious and stern as I try to seem while yelling at Kameron, "stop smelling me!" the giggles set in. Just to emphasize, here's some of the half sentences blurted out as of late:

"No, I do not want to eat your booger"
"Kameron, lollipops aren't breakfast"
"Neither are cookies"
"Calling people boogers isn't nice"
"No, I don't want to smell your feet"
"Can I go potty alone, PLEASE"
"Don't make me crawl back there when I'm driving"
"I know where you came from - I can put you back in there"
"(Here) Put on a sweater - I'm cold"